Fr: The Pesident of the Asshole Club

Dear Fellow Assholes,

I was once asked why I took up the mantle of President of the Asshole Club. To which I replied, ‘Because you’re not asshole enough.’ And then I socked him in the face and spit on his mothers grave.

I had more, but I want to go have sex with all of your sisters. So I’m going to.

Good night!